Why aren't I walking down the center of the road?

So this one time, I was walking on the sidewalk and thought to myself, "Why aren't I walking down the center of the road?"


That was completely irrelevant. But I thought it was a good way to start this post. This post happens to be really boring. So you could probably stop reading right about now.

And then the puppy crossed the street and his family was very happy that he crossed safely. It's a good thing he looked both ways before crossing! Bob-Jim, Sue, and little Jim-Bob ran to greet their poodle, Muffy. Suddenly, a semi being driven by a drunk driver swerved onto the sidewalk and hit the puppy. Goodbye Muffy, we'll miss you, and friends, don't let friends drink and drive (whether or not the semi driver had friends is fairly debatable).

Do you ever just have one of those days? The day where everything is going great, and miracles are happening...but then the stupid person who made a stupid decision ruins it (yeah, you do effect people when you're stupid). So, don't mess up, because no one likes a stupid person.

Uhm, and then they lived happily ever after, just without a puppy.

Life goes on!