I decapitated a bug today!

I felt really bad, and then I remembered it was already dead.

"...then I'm going to the bathroom."

"Do you need help in the bathroom?"

"I feel like I'm three years old"

You're lucky. Today we opened a cooler full and it was full of squid. All of us almost puked.

That's like asking if I want to give away my first child! Yeah, let's dump it.

What are you looking at?

"Robber Fly Genitalia"

cool

I love my job.